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[fanfic] something stupid like love
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Title: something stupid like love
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: takaki yuya x inoo kei
Rating: pg 13
Summary: they belongs to each other

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hey say humor!
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i ever made this once and i decide to make this humor story based on jump charachter again
this time i made this in bahasa again as always
please read and leave comments nee~ <3
yoroshikuu

Inoo, sang istri baru, baru aja jalan2 keliling komplek. tiba2 di tengah jalan dia ketemu toko yang menarik perhatiannya, buru2 aja dia balik ke rumah dan ngabarin kabar gembira itu ke suaminya
inoo : "Pih, Mamih barusan lihat harga pakaian murah2 banget !!!
bener2 sangat murah pih !!Coba deh pih... Jas/Blazer cuman Rp.9.000,
Kebaya Rp. 8.000, Kimono Rp. 7.000, Daster Rp.5000, Kemeja Rp.7500,
Dan Safari Setelan Lkp hanya Rp.14.000, coba bayangin dech pih, murah
kan,.?? Dan masih banyak yang lainnya juga pih !!murah banget !!!"
yabu : (bulai tertarik) "Dimana itu, Mih,.???"
inoo:: "Toko baru di depan gang kita tuh Pih..!"
Yabu : nama tokonya apa?
inoo: duh... mamih agak2 lupa gitu deh ada tulisan londri-nya pokoknya pih
yabu : /nenggak molto/


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Suatu pagi lewatlah takaki si abang penjual daging.
"Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg! !!" teriaknya dengan suaranya yang ngebas basah seksi itu. Daiki yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget mendengar teriakan si tukang daging.
Daiki : "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???
Takaki : "Wah kebetulan gak punya. Hari ini daging semua..."


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takaki dan inoo, suami istri yang sedang berada dalam mobil, menyusuri jalan
dalam kota, dan saling mendiamkan karena beberapa menit lalu mereka
baru saja beradu argurmen. Tak lama, mereka melewati sebuah area
persawahan di mana banyak terapat kambing dan sapi yang sedang
merumput. Takaki menunjuk ke kawanan kambing dan sapi itu sambil
berkata sinis kepada inoo "Saudara – saudara mu ya tuh?”
“Iya, jawab Inoo,”Saudara ipar.”
/istri cerdas/


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disuatu desa di daerah batak ada kakak beradik bernama yama dan chinen. mereka terkenal bandel, saking bandelnya semua orang di desa selalu mengaitkan semua kejadian kriminal dengan mereka, mulai dari maling ayam hingga judi. ibu mereka pusing melihata kelakuan keduanya dan membawa mereka ke pendeta
dipanggilah mereka satu persatu mulai dari yama
pendeta: yama, ibu kau sudah tua, gak kasian kau liat dia???
yama diam, sambil ngupil tidak menjawab
pendeta bertanya dengan senyum "kau tau Tuhan dimana???"
yama cuek...
pendetah masih sabar walau mulai kesal, sekali lagi dia bertanya " yama, kau tau Tuhan dimana????"
yama mulai bingung dan menelan ludahnya dan menatap tajam ke arah pendeta
pendetapun mulai emosi, dengan suara keras dan membentak dia bertanya lagi "Tuhan ada dimana yamadaaaa????!!!!"
yamada berteriak sambil lari keluar ketakutan "aku tidak tau"
di pintu keluar dia bertemu dengan chinen
chinen: kenapa kau yam??? pucat kali muka kau???? pak pendeta bilang apa??
yamada: gawat bang, Tuhan hilang!!!! pak pendeta pikir ktia yang curi!!!!


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Polisi : Gimana kejadiannya, kamu menabrak 50 orang dalam suatu kecelakaan mobil!?
yuto : waktu ngendarain mobil, kecepatannya 95 km/jam. Waktu di pertigaan, baru nyadar kalo remnya blong, dibelokan kiri ada dua orang pria, sedangkan dikanan ada pesta ulang taun manula. Kalo bapak milih yang mana?
Polisi : mendingan ke kiri, korbannya bakalan lebih sedikit.
yuto : iya, saya juga mikir gitu pak!
Polisi : tapi kenapa orang yang sedang ngerayain ultah kena juga?
yuto : nah, masalahnya kan tadi saya milih nabrak dua orang pria yang dikiri. Eh, yang ketabrak cuman seorang, seorang lagi lari ke pesta ultah yang ada dikanan, ya udah..saya kejar sampe ke pesta ultah pak!
Polisi : /nabrakin diri/


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Inoo yang curiga hikaru, suaminya, main gila sama daiki,pembantunya membuat strategi untuk menjebak suaminya.
Inoo : Dai, sini kamu! malam ini saya akan tidur di tempat kamu? kamu tidur diatas di sofa saya yah!
Daiki : Yang bener nyah? (sambil garuk garuk kepala)
Inoo: “Sudah kamu jangan banyak nanya, Tak Pecat kamu mau!?!?
Daiki : ba…ba….ba..baik nyah
Inoo : (dalam hatinya) “nanti malah saya jebak tuh suami gatel”
malam pun tiba rencana segera dilaksanan, Daiki naik keatas dan inoo masuk kekamar Daiki, ditutup dengan kain dan mematikan lampu. Malam semakin larut dan benar ada seorang masuk dan dimulailah pertempuran.
“Kok punya suami gue kayanya lebih gede apa dia pake obat Cobra yah” pikir inoo dalam hati. Tapi karena ia menikmatinya maka tertidurlah inoo
Akhirnya malam kedua pun rencana dilaksanakan, dan benar, ada seseorang masuk kembali menyelinap, inoo sudah siap dengaan jebakannya, pertempuran di kasur pun dimulai. Tapi lagi-lagi inoo tertidur karena begitu menikmati.
Di Pagi harinya inoo memanggil Daiki
Inoo : Dai, nanti malam saya tidur di tempat kamu lagi yah? (sambil merayu)
Daiki : Wah jangan nyah, nanti saya Durhaka!!
Inoo : Durhaka kamu bilang!? emang kenapa?
Daiki: Saya mau jujur nyah, malam pertama tuh yang masuk si Yabu tukang kebun Nyoyah, malam kedua tuh yang masuk Keito supir nyonya, nah nanti malam tuh giliran si………
Nyonya : (Sambil duduk lemas) siiiiapaa Nah???
Inah : Ryosuke, anak nyonyaah!!!
Inoo : APAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!


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Keito pergi ke sebuah supermarket untuk membeli perlengkapan rumah tangga dengan menaiki sepeda motor. Pada saat tiba di halaman supermarket tersebut, terlihat olehnya tulisan besar "BEBAS PARKIR". "Wah enak nih" pikirnya.
Selesai membeli berbagai keperluan yang dibutuhkan dan membayarnya, keito kemudian pulang. Di halaman parkir minimarket itu, keito langsung menaiki motornya dan menyalakannya. Pada saat keito akan menjalankan sepeda motornya, tiba-tiba hikaru si tukang parkir berteriak,
"Mas, uang parkirnya mana?". Merasa heran keito tersebut balik bertanya,
"Lho pak, khan di sini bebas parkir, berarti tidak perlu bayar dong?".
hikaru balik menjawab, "Lho memang betul mas di sini bebas parkir, sampeyan bisa parkir di sana, di sini, di depan sana, di sebelah kanan, kiri, terserah bebas kok. Cuma kalau pulang tetap harus bayar".
keito : /nelen bensin/


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Balad of 3 hearts, act 2
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Title: Balad of 3 hearts, act 2
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: Takaki X Inoo, Inoo X Yabu
Rating: PG -13
Note: i write it again hehe tasuku_kyota also this chap is for inookei_22
Summary: -

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nonbar dan gathering - hey say jump indonesia bekasi (yang lain boleh ikut)
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jika ada yang hendak ditanyakan bisa komen disini.
acara tidak terbatas bagi yg ingin ikut :)
bayar ditempat ya HTMnya :D

(fanfiction) Balad of 3 hearts , act one
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Title: Balad of 3 hearts
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: Takaki X Inoo, Inoo X Yabu
Rating: PG -13
Note: tasuku_kyota this is the fic i talk abt ... hope it tursn like you expected hehehe
Summary: can love find it's way? (oh i'm suck at writing summary)

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little things called love - 2nd episode
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Title:
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: Takaki X Inoo, Hiromi X Inoo
Rating: PG - 13
Note: i already post one fic XD tasuku_kyota i think this is rustier than before... forgive mee X3
Summary: just a little love rival here~


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i just realize this fic is a mess ToT
and i didnt look twice to check on it...uwaa it's soo embarrassing >w

valentine's fanfic
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Title: little things called love
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: Takaki Yuya x Inoo Kei, (include Yabuinoo and YabuDai)
Rating: pg 13
Warnings: bad Yabudai here
Summary: yuya is the best thing inoo never knew he need.
AN: this is for all of my friend in LJ.... dozooo~, since everyone make val's day fic i try to make one. Yabunoo fic will catch up later ;) wait for it ne~

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OTP Meme Timeee
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1. Yabunoo
2. Takanoo
3. Inoomi
4. Yamachii
5. Okajima


1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

Answer:
the scan from magazine... and the footage from video making
they are soo cute.. they have charisma. the loving yuto and cute keito is really make me doki doki kyuu~~n and also wheh they hug each other, it makes my day!

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

Answer:
of courseeeeeeee i had! many of them. chapter, one shot, pg to nc... everything. i ever made that myself :)


3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr id?

Answer:
i have put it :)
but recently i use one person picture only (ex: inoo only, yama only or chii only)

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

Answer:
inoo still have yabu/yuya.....lol..

5. Why is 1 so important?

Answer:
my first pairing from best. thats the first pair i like with inoo kei~ after that i start liking takanoo until now.

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Answer:
serious. they even looks like they already married!!!! they are unseparatable~

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Answer:
Yabunooh. even yabu often goes cold (??) towards inoo and going to hika :(

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

Answer:
takanooh
yuya is so different with yabu, he is loving and caring towards inoo. so i feel the chemisry going on between takaki and inoo is stronger.

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

Answer:
so many much many...much :p

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

Answer:
yamachii...since they know each other until now.

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

Answer:
i have feeling they never break up. they seems like easy going couple... like wind they easy to minggle with other person and come back to the one they love :3

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

Answer:
yabunoo! (1)
role between inoomi is like teacher and student. so it must be inoo who take the lead
if it's yabunoo then both of them easyly being a partner in crime.

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Answer:
at first yes they do hide it but now they grown up. nothing to hide.

14. Is 5 still together?

Answer:
of course. they alive as long as the live.

15. Is 1 canon?

Answer:
canon...couple bomb... you name it. they are the one.

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s hunger games, which couple would win?

Answer:
first thing first you need to chop inoo to three.
the more likely couple katniss x .... (i dont know the name of that baker boy) is yabunoo
(while takaki is close friend of katniss, whom i forget the name too)
they both take the lead and reach the winning together. soo my answer will be pair no 1.

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Answer:
never.

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

Answer:
same answer with tasuku kyota here: I have no answers. All semes will protect their ukes. That's enough

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

Answer:
3 doesn't have tumblr.

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

Answer:
this is hardest question... sigh/
i choose no 3.

ps: thanks for the meme tasuku_kyota don't get mad okaaay XDD

[fanfiction] sweet little things series - encounter
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Title : sweet little things series - encounter
Pair : YabuInoo for this chapter
Rating : pg 13
Genre : romance, fluff
Summary : and that's how i met your mother... (lol...i can't find any better summary)



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Ps: this is the story i made to you tasuku_kyota ... i found it hard to make this story...i'm out of muse /cry/ hope you like this, i made this as sweet and romantic as i can... /cross finger/
ps 2: this story i dedicat too to my bff inookei_22.. enjoy sis <3

[fanfiction] Water Play
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Title: Water Play
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: Takaki X Inoo
Rating: NC - 17
Warnings: smut scene. Minor beware.
Summary: Takaki teach Inoo how to play water polo and it went to another 'play'

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note: my nc for you beb....

[fanfiction] Boomerang
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Title: Boomerang
Author: alois_trancy
Pairing: takaki X Inoo
Rating: PG
Note : requested ff Freya-chan
Summary: they belong to each other but took time to realize that


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note: sorry for this lame-short ff... T__T
if you not satisfied enough i will make another for you

[fanfiction] OUR SECRET PLAY : CHAP 3
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Title: Our Secret Play
Author: inookei_22 and me
Pairing: Yabu/Inoo
Rating: PG
Warnings: Yuto plays as bad guy here.
Summary: Troubles do come one after another right? And that's exactly what this couple is going through. Specially when they know the true color of Yuto.

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TBC


PS: sorry for looooong update for this fic /hug all and sis nana/

Our Secret Play : Chap 2
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Title: Our Secret Play : Chap 2
Author: alois_trancywith my sis inookei_22
Pairing: Yabu/Inoo
Rating: PG-13
Summary: they planning to escape...

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New Year Fanfic!
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Title: Once Upon a New Year
Author: me and inookei_22
Pairing: Yabu / Inoo
Genre: romance, bit of drama
Warnings: NC-17!
Summary: inoo kei love to sing and create music, but because of his tallent he have to support for his lack-of-talent step brother wants : superstar. His brother lip sync with inoo as his voice but when yabu kota come to town as talent searcher will inoo give up his dream as a singer and hel his evil stepbrother or stood up for what he really wants?


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-END-


Happy new year everyone! this is new year fic that i made with my sis na-chan aka inookei_22 XDD
i dedicated this for everyone in fandom i know <3

fanfic- operation: love mission (chap 7)
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Title: operation: love mission (chap 7)
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo, inoo/hika
Rating: nc-17
Genre: romance, angst, action

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OWARI

ps: hope u like it^^

fanfic- operation: love mission (chap 5)
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Title: operation: love mission (chap 5)
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo, inoo/hika
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, angst, action

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[fanfic] between us
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Title: between us
Pairing: yabunoo
Author: alois_trancy
Genre: romance, angst,drama
Rating: pg-13
note: this is fic request from ani wijayanti-chan ....hope you like this pal!, contain chara death! /hug/


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fanfic-Operation: love mission (chap 3)
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Title: Operation: love mission (chap 3)
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabuinoo, inoohika
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, angst, action (?)

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[fanfic] at the corner of the room
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Title: at the corner of the room
Pairing: yabunoo
Genre: romance
Rating: pg-13
note: this is for my lovely sist inookei_22 i hope you like it sis hehe...sorry it's not as good like you exopected >w<

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[fanfic] Operation: love mission
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Title: Operation: love mission
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo, inoo/hika
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, angst,action (?)

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[fanfiction]14 days with you - chap 8
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Title: 14 days with you - chap 8
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, fantasy, comedy

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[fanfiction] 14 days with you-chap 7
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Title: 14 days with you-chap 7
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, fantasy, comedy

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[fanfiction] 14 days with you - chap 5
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Title: 14 days with you - chap 5
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, comedy, fantasy

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[fanfiction] 14 days with you- chapter 3
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Title: 14 days with you- chapter 3
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo
Rating: pg-13
Genre: romance, comedy, fantasy
Summary: Inoo, a pro gymnast having paranormal experience in his life....

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[fanficiton] 14 days with you
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Title: 14 days with you - chapter 1
Author: alois_trancyinookei_22
Pairing: yabu/inoo
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Fantasy
Summary: Inoo, a pro gymnast having paranormal experience in his life....


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